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<description>We must take back the night.</description>
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<title>Fathers.</title>
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<description>On Friday night, I watched a Dateline special on Tim Russert. It was about as poignant as Dateline gets, frankly, and knowing that Tim Russert -- an unpretentious man with such zeal for his work, with such a beautiful and...</description>
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<title>One or two singular sensations</title>
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<description>I&apos;ve been writing lately. Not on this site, apparently, but on Salon. This Monday, my interview with &quot;Top Chef&quot; host Tom Colicchio ran on Salon. Yesterday, I got a very nice voicemail from a former colleague: &quot;I think you might...</description>
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<title>Justice is served</title>
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<description>When my best friend Julie called, I was in the middle of repainting the walls of my apartment the week before I moved out -- slathering two, three coats of white primer over the mint green and the diva red...</description>
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<title>It&apos;s All in the Timing</title>
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<description>I knew there was a problem when Time Warner told me my apartment didn&apos;t exist. &quot;Our records show that there&apos;s no third floor in that building,&quot; the person on the phone told me. &quot;But I&apos;m living in it!&quot; And yet,...</description>
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<title>Moving is such sweet sorrow</title>
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<description>I didn&apos;t want too much in a new apartment. I wanted a bathtub. Maybe a tree outside, instead of the gaping hole in the ground and occasional jackhammer I&apos;d been staring out in Williamsburg all these months. I knew I&apos;d...</description>
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<title>The coolest thing in forever</title>
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<description>A while ago, a graphic artist named Greg Williams contacted me and asked if he could turn one of my blog entries into a comic strip. For the record: You can turn the entries on Sarahhepola.com into anything you want....</description>
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<title>and then, so many things happened since we last spoke.</title>
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<description>The Wire ended. Something happened to Eliot Spitzer; not sure if you&apos;ve heard. Yesterday, in New York City, a crane crashed into an apartment complex, killing four people. Some serious shit went down in Tibet. Catastrophes, people. Hardly any warning....</description>
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<title>This One&apos;s for You, Julie</title>
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<description>There is a giant Christmas tree standing in the corner of my bedroom. Well, &quot;standing&quot; is not the word. At the beginning of January, when it ran out of water, it started tilting toward the wall. Now, it&apos;s pretty much...</description>
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<title>Down in the Hole</title>
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<description>I blame The Morning News for my obsession with The Wire. There we were in Woodstock, New York, on a retreat -- sitting out the afternoon rain in our pajamas, nursing hangovers with coffee and beer -- when someone pulled...</description>
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<title>The End of Crying in Restaurants</title>
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<description>About five years ago, I came up with an idea for a series of personal essays about relationships called &quot;Crying in Restaurants.&quot; I was amused by the image of me, sitting at a table draped with fine linen, dripping tears...</description>
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<title>goodbye 2007, hello love.</title>
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<description>I&apos;ll be honest with you. (and why not? we&apos;ve come this far.) 2007 was kind of a drag. i spent most of the year broke, fishing for change in couch cushions, and waiting anxiously for the mailman to come. one...</description>
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<title>Frequently Asked Questions About My Job</title>
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<description>Here it is, December 27, and I am smack-dab in the middle of a glorious week of vacation. In the Hepola household, we rock it Christmas-style every December 25, resulting in a handful of delightful gifts for me, including (but...</description>
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<title>Absinthe Makes Heart Grow Fonder, Drunker</title>
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<description>I missed this year’s Nerve Christmas party. It was a total drag, because I’d been asking Santa for a big Nerve party ever since I’d joined the staff six months prior. And because I knew it would be my last...</description>
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<title>And now, a story about my knockers.</title>
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<description>In every woman&apos;s life, there comes a very special moment. It’s a moment that is both sacred and profane, prosaic and poetic. It is a moment that, if life were like the movies, would be accompanied by a sparkling rainbow,...</description>
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<title>Sometimes, the Trolls Get Restless</title>
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<description>I often wake up in the middle of the night. This has happened since I was a teenager. More specifically, it has happened since I started drinking. Three drinks or more, and a wire is tripped in my brain almost...</description>
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