The Rooster Croweth
March 30, 2007

Have you been following the Tournament of Books? I hope so. The TOB is a yearly occurrence at our beloved TheMorningNews, wherein 16 of the year’s most acclaimed books battle it over the course of three weeks to see who... more

Four Celebrity Sightings for the Price of One
March 27, 2007

Last night I took my friends visiting from Austin to a tiny unmarked bar in the theater district. There were only about 20 people there, and one of them was David Canary. Now, David Canary is a famous soap opera... more

Happy St. Patrick's Day. Somebody's Gotta Do It.
March 18, 2007

I celebrated St. Patrick’s Day in a decidedly un-Irish way. I saw 300, drank two beers, and went home. I saw the movie with a good friend, who told me that, on her subway ride to the movie theater, some... more

Sarah Hepola 4.0
March 16, 2007

Welcome to Sarah Hepola 4.0. It’s exactly like Sarah Hepola 3.0, but with a different homepage picture and more creative angst. I was tired of the old photo, and besides, I figured it was time to cash in on the... more

South-by-Best-Guess
March 15, 2007

Yesterday, I fielded six different messages from friends who were wondering why I didn’t come to SXSW. They are sad I’m not there. I am sad I’m not there. It’s the first time in 10 years I’ve missed the big... more

And We're Back.
March 14, 2007

For nearly a year now, this website lay dormant. During that time, many things happened: Summer turned to fall and then to gray slush in the rain gutters; Anna Nicole Smith died; people got really jazzed about Heroes. Oh, I... more