May 2005

Reader Mail!

Dear Sarahhepola.com, What is going on over there? Are you moving to New York? I am. I’ll be driving up at the beginning of August. I’ve notified my bosses at the paper, but they’ve been kind enough to let me... more

One Small Wish For You

If you must split with a love--if you must, if you must--than my hope for you is that this happens during sweeps season. Booyah! Bring it!... more

A Few Notes About My Mother

My mother sings to the dog. My mother calls wallets “walnuts.” My mother loves terracotta flowers, and classical music, and owns a million chubby little pitchers. My mother takes walks every night around the lake by her house, and for... more

In the Meantime, Please Read...

The latest installment of dear Elisabeth Eckleman's story. Poor girl. She really gets into some predicaments.... more

So Here's What We Do Now

Two words: New York.... more

10 Tips for Dealing with the End of a Long Relationship

1 Try to lose 10 pounds. Getting rid of this nagging weight will assure that he finally loves you the way you’ve always wanted to be loved. Okay, 15. 2. Buy shoes! Buy makeup! Buy handbags! Spend loads of money... more