few weeks ago, I interviewed one of the Two Coreys. I’m pretty sure this is one of those things everyone should do before they die, somewhere between skydiving and holding your firstborn child. I was actually supposed to interview both of the Two Coreys, which would have been akin to winning two lotteries in the same week. But Corey Haim flaked out, which was a shame, since I already had my first question: “How come you never wrote me back?”

So how was ol’ Corey Feldman? Nice enough. We talked about his kid. We talked about him being a vegetarian. I wouldn’t say the interview is my best work, but if you want to say that, fine, that’s cool. I like compliments, even ones I don’t deserve.