ere at Sarahhepola.com, we’re not big on bells and whistles. It’s part of our charm, and don’t think our fans don’t appreciate that.
“Do you, like, have something against graphics?” asks one curious user.
“How come you’ve used the same boring Blogger template for over a year now?” another writes.
“Sarahhepola.com, are you blind?”
The truth is, we love those other pretty pretty websites. All their smart design and “cutting-edge graphics” and “working” archives. Ooh, they make us envious, make us ball our hands into little fists and make a mean scrunchy face and punch into the air going, “Ooh, we’re gonna GIT YOU!” If Sarahhepola had her druthers, this site would be covered with glitter and sequins and run by monkeys blowing bubbles and singing The Greatest Hits of Air Supply, and if Sarahhepola had her druthers – let’s be honest here – Sarahhepola wouldn’t have nobody reading her site.
But here is something exciting: Sarahhepola.com has a new Search option. Look at it, all shiny and new in the right-hand corner. See it? Isn’t it beautiful? Don’t you want to touch it? Touch it. See what happens. I’m not going anywhere. (Wait, don’t go. I’m not done yet.)
I had a bang-up time playing with the Search Option. Not only searching for old stories but discovering how many times I had written about particular things.
Monkeys (3)
Glitter (5)
Lonely and alone (4)
David Blaine, Street Magician (3)
Drinking (18)
So you see, I’ve got to write a lot more about monkeys and glitter and a lot less about Old Skull Popper. In the meantime, enjoy the Search Option, as always courtesy Mike Gentry (3), our Unofficial Webmaster and Good Friend, who maintains his own site at www.useless-science.com, on which he writes about things like weird anxiety dreams in which I appear to wipe his nose.