s the broker-than-broke Sarahhepola tries to put some money in the bank by pitching her wares to the big-league publications, please enjoy this list of the worst ideas I've come up with, all involving chickens, for some reason I can't explain.

I Paid for Sex ... in Chickens!
All the men I know pay for sex. Why can't I? And when I do, why can't I pay in chickens?

They Dig Chicks
The hottest trend in Hollywood movies and the tabloid press: Older women dating chickens. Do they bite? Are they tender? This article takes a stroll through cinematic and sexual history to visit that oldest of taboos: fowl play.

I Ate a Chicken ... And Lived!
You probably didn't realize that in many third-world countries, chickens are slaughtered by the thousands for food. Four women give first-person accounts of this horrific practice and how they survived.

The Hot New Street Sport: Chicken Makeovers
On the corners of New York, in the "hoods" of Compton, there is a new pickup game. Armed with nothing but barnyard chickens and free samples of Lancome makeup, men find new meaning - and beauty! -- in the phrase "Playing Chicken."

I Smoke Hand-Rolled Chickens
A freelance writer so desperate for cash she is smoking hand-rolled chicken cigarettes. Her motto: "Seven bucks for smokes? Are you */&#ing kidding me?!"

written in New York City, New York