saw "Lord of the Rings" this morning.
And I'm sure you're going to hear like a gazillion things about it, more than you need to really, so all I will say is this:
Short people rule!
Short people are saving Middle Earth, goddammit, and if we're not careful, we will lose them forever and they will not be around to save us from the dark side and throw our mythic gold rings in the Mountain of Doom and all that shit. Appreciate the short people! They are our friends!
If there's one thing this overhyped movie can do, it's bring back the beauty of a man who needs a footstool.
Now I must sleep.