didn't want to write some lame "Merry Christmas" posting, but I'm sick. Sick and grumpy.
Sniff-sniff.
Cough-cough.
So at some other time, I'll bitch and moan about how much my parents misunderstand me, or the cost of chocolate-covered pretzels, or I'll weave a little tale about a brainless baby to put everything in perspective, or I'll give you a quiz to find your perfect mate, or I'll just keep yapping and yapping in the hopes that someone -- please god SOMEONE -- will understand.
But in the meantime, I'll just say "Merry Christmas."
I mean, "Happy Holidays." (Big ups to the Jews!)
I mean, "Hope you enjoyed your vacation." (Big ups to the atheists!)
I mean, "I love a good breakfast taco. Don't you?"
And I paraphrase Tiny Tim when I say, "Big ups to everybody!"